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AtAnepes
AtAnepes 5 days ago
3rd i dont think thats true Allah never does and it was a bad making Human
Ramblin' Man
Ramblin' Man 6 days ago
Look everybody, he's ascending! 😂
No_1
No_1 7 days ago
😳😱😂😂🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪
Jackie Thompson
Jackie Thompson 7 days ago
Take this
Jackie Thompson
Jackie Thompson 7 days ago
Call sweet nature
Jackie Thompson
Jackie Thompson 7 days ago
Burning burning tree?
Le Franc Tireur
Le Franc Tireur 7 days ago
Plot Twist: One of them (Adam and Eve) was gay.
nosoptr0
nosoptr0 8 days ago
This video was demonatized by youtube fuck u youtube
M80 GAME
M80 GAME 8 days ago
Dam
Ahsangamer 27 #4 IM NOT A NEW YOUTUBER
SORRY IM LATE AND WELL YOU GOTTA LOVE MONDAY MASHUPS LOL WERE THESE ACTUALLY REAL OCCURRENCES 🤣🤣
Sword of S
Sword of S 9 days ago
How many people know that there's no apple story in the bible ? And many more things....are not there !
Super Blooper
Super Blooper 9 days ago
You just made this video to which a Christian EVERYONE NONE OF THIS IS TRUE
Super Blooper
Super Blooper 9 days ago
None of this is true ya idiots send most definitely demon sinners
Glory to god
Glory to god 11 days ago
Mockeri this is mockeri I hate this is dislike please stop this it is not from the bible
Gladys Wambui
Gladys Wambui 13 days ago
i think so
Key Lock
Key Lock 14 days ago
total bullshit because you have such perverted writers.
LowKeyDead
LowKeyDead 15 days ago
1077 heavy religious snowflakes are tilted it seems
Carter Yt
Carter Yt 17 days ago
Then what’s the banana
SQEAK
SQEAK 19 days ago
Lol
Uyathandwa Bacela
Uyathandwa Bacela 20 days ago
Wow satan and lucifer yall are a holes
Ian Kensington
Ian Kensington 13 days ago
Isn’t God the a hole for throwing Lucifer out of heaven?
Jason Heavensrun
Jason Heavensrun 20 days ago
Jesus: Now to lay low for three days....
Kowz of Rule
Kowz of Rule 21 day ago
A Pure Flix ad attached to this, Irony...
Simon Fonov
Simon Fonov 22 days ago
Now do the Quran
marvin Alarcon
marvin Alarcon 22 days ago
Stupid
Reanetse Moleleki
Reanetse Moleleki 22 days ago
The Eden skit was perfect.
Antyramki Antyramki
This is a mockery of True God! I am submitting this film!
G_Ball
G_Ball 23 days ago
Wtf guys
kaveh kamaei
kaveh kamaei 25 days ago
I'm going to Hell for watching this😂😭
Lemon Demon From FNF
0:00-1:18 1:19-3:37 3:38-4:41 0:00-5:01 Edit : PEPE IS BACK YAYA
Dreams studios
Dreams studios 26 days ago
Making fun of people's religion is not beautiful at all 😡
Limkirbybret _
Limkirbybret _ 26 days ago
Thats not bible
Simon Vines
Simon Vines 27 days ago
Please delete this video otherwise , I will report and send e-mail to youtube because your insulting our God Jesus.🙏🙏
The Amazo
The Amazo 10 days ago
Simon you watched this video so go to hell..
I may have a very small pp, but
No one cares, you child
Gabriel Martinez
Gabriel Martinez 27 days ago
LOL LOOK AT THE SHADOWS XD 😂 3:30
Gabriel Martinez
Gabriel Martinez 27 days ago
My grandma will not be christian after this She will still adore jesus and god tho 😂
John Reb Serran
John Reb Serran 27 days ago
Eden is legendary 😆😆😆
Lars Becker
Lars Becker 27 days ago
4:03 And so the flying spagethi monster was born
SimpleeCasual
SimpleeCasual 27 days ago
Scientists were half right with that BIG BANG explosion
sel
sel 27 days ago
Wtf
Ryder Mclauchlin
Ryder Mclauchlin 27 days ago
I love these
Fanzy Frenzy
Fanzy Frenzy 28 days ago
Kalokohan
ABO 7md 000
ABO 7md 000 28 days ago
ملاعين
130 mood
130 mood 29 days ago
So... Since humans didn't exist yet. I guess that was some angel porn
Henri Mathern
Henri Mathern 29 days ago
These are my favorites by far
Johnson Li
Johnson Li 29 days ago
Wat
Matthew Rogers
Matthew Rogers 29 days ago
the last cartoon explains how jesus is alive in family guy
Bri
Bri 29 days ago
🤨 umm nah... no thanks
Marek Strzałkowski
Just legendary.
꧁latte wolf꧂
The first video is not funny you should respest moses and eve and adam☹︎
Matt S.
Matt S. Month ago
Did anyone else think that banana was something other than Jesus's arms?
CAZELLA Gracia
CAZELLA Gracia Month ago
Anti christ
DEUS SALT
DEUS SALT Month ago
Honestly we all know that god was pretending to be the devil just to screw with moses.
Pubudu Wijesooriya
Mr. Indika Thotawatte said that the Bible is a lot of icing dung. Maybe he saw this video.
Jaime Jimenez
Jaime Jimenez Month ago
That poor bear 🐻 😂
Kenthis15
Kenthis15 Month ago
2:32 uhh. Excuse me, Bear Fucker, Do you need assistance!?
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Month ago
Take this, My Son... For it is my *_h a y r ._*
Phil T Kaswahl
Phil T Kaswahl Month ago
All of this is sacrilicious!
8-bitYT
8-bitYT Month ago
God has no balls
Joker Christ
Joker Christ Month ago
This adaptation is much better than the book.
Puchipaa Animations
I hope devil will laugh at you when you guys are burn in hell. :D
Puchipaa Animations
Satan is laughing at these people who make these stupid animations. Because you are already became slave of him.
I may have a very small pp, but
@Puchipaa Animations No he bacame satan because the people who wrote the bible decided their story needed a villain. Theres no proof of satan bro.
Puchipaa Animations
@I may have a very small pp, but Satan is a stupid arrogant. That's why he became satan.
I may have a very small pp, but
Hail satan i guess
Eueu Djdj
Eueu Djdj 25 days ago
Will at least he Has sense of HUMOR
Puchipaa Animations
This is so stupid and disrespectful!!! Shame on you!
Yuan Daniel Solomon
Atheism Intensifies to 9999999999999
queenZ ShelzY
queenZ ShelzY Month ago
😐
Joh Mullin
Joh Mullin Month ago
Why god
darkhunter
darkhunter Month ago
We need Elijah, Solomon and David, Sampson Ester, Isaiah. Make a VeggieTales spoof! I found loen references in their TV show!
Bruh
Bruh Month ago
Christian would take this to court
Joey Manzano
Joey Manzano Month ago
3:31 wtf look at the shadow at the bottom left
What's A Good Username?
Jeden pro algoritmus
Johnathan Hallgarth
Could we not make a mockery of GOD plz ???
Johnathan Hallgarth
And again that’s just your opinion ...... I don’t care if you care or not I made a statement and I’m sticking by it
I may have a very small pp, but
@Johnathan Hallgarth Again, no one cares.
Johnathan Hallgarth
That is your opinion
I may have a very small pp, but
No one cares
Angelic Obscurities
I love how it’s accurate, Adam and Eve are darker skinned because of dirt.
Jade Animation
Jade Animation Month ago
*well that's disrespecting*
epic delta dust sans
Every time im seeing your...videos.... Is ..... forget it forget it....
Sasuke Uchiha
Sasuke Uchiha Month ago
0:45 FATTYY
Deniz -
Deniz - Month ago
I wonder, if Christians get offend by these kind of parodies ? Since Muslims and Jews get really angry even when someone makes a little joke out of their religions.
TIMMY
TIMMY Month ago
Ok wtf!
AwesomeMerica10
AwesomeMerica10 Month ago
Missing “the last supper“ you guys did
Simon Ryske
Simon Ryske Month ago
the tv conected to the tree thats clean energy
Jeffrey Osborn
Jeffrey Osborn Month ago
Yeoch, I'm so going to hell XD
V1per
V1per Month ago
Allahu akbar this is very cursed and haram
Moe
Moe Month ago
Ratio
Lethal Lyrical Liger
Everyone makes jokes about Jehovah & Jesus Christ,until the day comes that they're standing in front of u staring u in the face💯
Mee EEEP
Mee EEEP Month ago
Ow wish i can see more wholesome vids cuz its fun too watch
Betka Marekova
Betka Marekova Month ago
PIGEON!!!
FIAN GAMER777
FIAN GAMER777 Month ago
Guys please I have a small request Next video making for legends pleased🙏 I am your small fan
Medicus
Medicus Month ago
Oh God I will try 😭
yo75z
yo75z Month ago
eait where s the one where jesus gets drunk?
Dame Suchiang
Dame Suchiang Month ago
Man this is messed up
Alishia Burns
Alishia Burns Month ago
Love the last one .LOVE IT!
Luke Walker
Luke Walker Month ago
What is sad is... If they were willing to crack the thing open, there are *real* biblical events that are waaaay more fucked than their toilet humor could manage.
Vaasav Sharma
Vaasav Sharma Month ago
Rip Christians
Dumisani Nkosi
Dumisani Nkosi Month ago
not really
Ser Jekk
Ser Jekk Month ago
Pretty sure you could have just told the stories as they are written in the bible to show how ridiculous they are. Would have been just as funny.
firelord9000
firelord9000 Month ago
I hate how youtube doesn't recommend my SUBSCRIBED channels smh
Hieu Nguyen
Hieu Nguyen Month ago
3:35 The purpose of downloading mods in skyrim belike :
idahoyo
idahoyo Month ago
I love when the demons did a prank
Niran Das
Niran Das Month ago
3:36 best part 😂😂😝
any Lestari
any Lestari Month ago
Wtf
InterDimensional Gaming
Some big bread
Milantique Studios
The Jesus one was pretty funny
Juvenal Tellezz
Juvenal Tellezz Month ago
Wow
Jolly Cooperation
People back then were on some real trippy shit.
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