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Credits
Created By: Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick
Directed By: Dave McElfatrick
Based on Original Comic By: Rob DenBleyker
Animation Director: Bill Jones
Supervising Animator: Matt Thurman
Animation: Matt Thurman
Intro Animation: Paul Blair
Animatic: Connor Murphy
Character Design & Props: Paul Blair
Editor: Taylor Ransom
Sound Editor & Mixer: Ben Governale, Cymatic Studios
Sound‌ ‌Design/Foley:‌ ‌Nic‌ ‌Federle, Ben Governale
Voice Actors:
Rob DenBleyker - Waiter
Joel Watson - Red Guy
Produced By: Adam Nusrallah
Production Manager: Autumn Soeder
Production Coordinator: Michael Stewart

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Mar 14, 2021

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DarthSquid2
DarthSquid2 5 days ago
Ice is literally water by definition. Its just in it's solid state of matter. It's water.
ELAD
ELAD 5 days ago
I though t he'll say a glass of DIEEECKS
Waq Xal
Waq Xal 17 days ago
Waste of time
Ahsangamer 27 #4 IM NOT A NEW YOUTUBER
SORRY IM LATE AND THAT JOKE RIGHT THERE IS WELL ICE CUBED IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN LOL NO FLUIDITY 🤣🤣
No builds zAjxhesh
No builds zAjxhesh 22 days ago
Lmao
Tacoma
Tacoma 25 days ago
hes right u just need wait for ıce become wather
hüsamettin akar
hüsamettin akar 26 days ago
İce is also water. It's just frozen water.
TrulyAuston
TrulyAuston 29 days ago
Man has the power to turn ice into water Whats he gonna do next make the water steam up and make a cloud?
YonomiYT
YonomiYT 29 days ago
Plot twist: he was already born for this
Daniel Perez
Daniel Perez Month ago
" 'Water' you waiting for?" 😎
NN ZX
NN ZX Month ago
A really Melting joke
Michael Raberts
Michael Raberts Month ago
Just ice is served. 😎
jesse neil pacada
atleast there,s no dark humor
preston affleck
preston affleck Month ago
for a second i thought it said and here's your waiter, sir
Rodney Jones Jr
Rodney Jones Jr Month ago
He got a point
FloorMatthew
FloorMatthew Month ago
That was a nice turn of events
Hovernyan3 theresnone
That's smart
Tucker Dunkel
Tucker Dunkel Month ago
He’s just waiting for ice to melt into water.
Colin Martin
Colin Martin Month ago
This is so funny Read more...
Mokachino
Mokachino Month ago
Sometime you need time to get the jokes
Bold_Wood
Bold_Wood Month ago
I get it lol
killZ
killZ Month ago
Legend has it that he's still waiting here today
Joseph Stalin
Joseph Stalin Month ago
Well what was the point of that?
Veronica Otaku
Veronica Otaku Month ago
0:16 me waiting for the rapture like...
SAVOURY ZOMB
SAVOURY ZOMB Month ago
Now that’s pretty “cool”.
SCP 682
SCP 682 Month ago
Explain the joke pls I’m retarded
•Mina Ashido•
XD
lowesan Dune
lowesan Dune Month ago
I find it odd ppl who order water online coulda saved few bucks there
Farrdawg Joker
Farrdawg Joker Month ago
When he pays for the dinner the waiter will tell him the tip is not included in the cost, and the man will say wait for it as he walks out the door!
that one trooper
So then the wine is just a bunch of frozen grapes then
D3ADSTER
D3ADSTER Month ago
Get a tv shkw so i can buy the seasons of this
Sigyn Laufeyson
Sigyn Laufeyson Month ago
I bought Freakpocolypse the day it was released, I’m really enjoying it so far!
George Master
George Master Month ago
I dont get it :((
Dan -
Dan - Month ago
That waiter definitely gave him the COLD shoulder
Milk Bread
Milk Bread Month ago
Bruh ...
The Noname Household
That guy is waaaaaaaayyyy to into chemistry & the laws of physics lol 😅🧊🤦🏽‍♀️
adam zikry
adam zikry Month ago
Damn that waiter was *cold*
MsBright Eyez
MsBright Eyez Month ago
That's actually pretty smart 🤓.. beats having to give refills.
Colonel Banana
Colonel Banana Month ago
This is a great exercise to teach you patients.
music Studio
music Studio Month ago
:-D
Berti Verduga
Berti Verduga Month ago
I love more of these, and keep it up!
Lea Gives
Lea Gives Month ago
I don’t get it
DARTH VEGETA
DARTH VEGETA Month ago
As long as the ice is for free I’ll take it.
The Wood Welding Fabricator !
Dad joke power level 6000
Rabba Doodles45
Rabba Doodles45 Month ago
When you run out of water
Walt V
Walt V Month ago
3 hours later... thanks for coming to our restoration what’s going to be your order today sir :)
LoveDose On YouTube
Waittt ..!! 4_it 🐾🦔🌾🌿
Speechless_
Speechless_ Month ago
If this was reddit I would type r/technicallyTheTruth
hüsamettin akar
I don't have time for this! I'm drinking somewhere else.
J Y
J Y Month ago
Took me quite a second to get it lmao
Best EXE
Best EXE Month ago
I don’t get it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The Pik Pals
The Pik Pals Month ago
This joke just seemed watered down to me
Jaime Jimenez
Jaime Jimenez Month ago
Y’all should try ordering water with frozen water at a restaurant. It’s uh... it’s funny. Kinda cringe but... different.
I fry your toast
The customer could just crush the fucking ice instead of waiting
BarteGGG
BarteGGG Month ago
This joke gonna be LEGENDARY
Crazyyy Lowy
Crazyyy Lowy Month ago
Everything seems just fine which scares alot more...
Halbarand
Halbarand Month ago
Its was so random but i laughed especially the face of him saying WAAAAAAIIITTT FOOOORRR IIIIIIIIITTT 🤣
Only Attention!
Only Attention! Month ago
Simple right? Wait for it.... 😂😂
Zstories
Zstories Month ago
I love these, but i wish i saw ted bear one more time in a new video.
Gameplayz
Gameplayz Month ago
I don't get it someone explain it to pleaze
Rex
Rex Month ago
Wine? Oh heck no, she's too bloated already. Just give her a salad, without dressing. I'll take medium rare beef and if I have to plow that unfckble cow later, I'll take 10 jaeger shots, and she'll pay the whole bill.
Radical
Radical Month ago
lady: 🗿
alladina harunani
This brilliant!😂
Guinevere
Guinevere Month ago
Well at least he will get an ice cold water. That's win win for them
Napoléon I Bonaparte
Smooth joke...
Rafael Chia Ruijie Index 27
I don’t get it.
Panagiotis Korpas
Early gang
Hxrny_boy
Hxrny_boy Month ago
I don't get it can some1 explain pls🥺
Terel
Terel Month ago
It’s one thing to wait for food but waiting for water too?
Dr Paperbottom
Dr Paperbottom Month ago
Lol
StarlightFox
StarlightFox Month ago
That was cold.
IMP immediate murder professionals
That’s not cyanide and happiness it’s to clean
Phương Hoa
Phương Hoa Month ago
Put it in the microwave dawg
Optical
Optical Month ago
It’s such an appropriate joke that I think I’m missing a point
Aarohan Sharma
Aarohan Sharma Month ago
Ice see what you did there
Caden Collier
Caden Collier Month ago
They both ordered fermented drinks, his just needs more time
EdgeLord 69
EdgeLord 69 Month ago
Why though? Lol
Copen
Copen Month ago
I get it
ME Toons
ME Toons Month ago
Lol
WeAreNotChefs
WeAreNotChefs Month ago
Water is the real hipster. It was ice before it was cool
zainy_inc
zainy_inc Month ago
W
zainy_inc
zainy_inc Month ago
W
zainy_inc
zainy_inc Month ago
W
only257
only257 Month ago
🤣
Julio Cesar Ledesma
Make fun of Godzilla vs kong
StainderFin
StainderFin Month ago
wait foor it! still raw! fuck you!
Alan Spacer
Alan Spacer Month ago
YOUR DRINK SIR, *SEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEN* WE CANNOT JUST RETURN THE *SEMEN* BECAUSE YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND
Sathush Rajamanthri
Waaait fooor it 😂😂😂
Norma Reyes
Norma Reyes Month ago
The customer: Its just ice The person that gives the food and drinks: Wait for it ( • __ • ) The customer: Wtf yo I want a refund
Domenico Mauro Numa
Hah... Cause he's a waiter! Oh umm im being told that was NOT the joke.... Ahem....
Themoty Español
:D
Dan Likes Things
Because ice melts... GET IT? 😎
ItzzSuper_Real
ItzzSuper_Real Month ago
I mean, it IS water..
Radu Cristescu
Radu Cristescu Month ago
Ice e what you did there.
TBirdThe18th
TBirdThe18th Month ago
See? Here's the happiness in Cyanide and Happiness
Matthew Rolling
Matthew Rolling Month ago
Literature
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS
Genius chefs hadn't even thought of this
binges mcdinges
binges mcdinges Month ago
Thats not funny it's just odd 0 🤣out of 10
S C
S C Month ago
Definitely one of the coldest jokes on this channel
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