Damsel In Distress - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts 

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Created By: Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick
Directed By: Dave McElfatrick
Written By: Dave McElfatrick
Voice Actors:
Joel Watson: Snivelly Whiplash
Dave McElfatrick: Sailor
Trisha Mellon: Damsel in Distress
Animation Director: Bill Jones
Supervising Animator: Matt Thurman
Animation: Bill Jones
Character Design: Paul Blair
Background Art: Elizabeth Del Rosario
Animatic: Connor Murphy
Editor: Taylor Ransom
Supervising Sound Editor & Mixer: Ben Governale
Sound Design/Foley: Nic Federle, Ben Governale
Music: Batty McFaddin - Silent Film Light by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License
license. creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1200003
Artist: incompetech.com/
Produced By: Adam Nusrallah
Production Manager: Autumn Soeder
Production Coordinator: Michael Stewart


Published on


Apr 29, 2021




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Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams 6 hours ago
~30 second clip followed by a ~60 second ad I hate what US-first has done to creators :(
Oddly the advertisement was funnier than the cartoon short.
wayne hunter
wayne hunter 8 hours ago
Short and simple
Vanilla 15 hours ago
That way the funniest short I've ever seen fr I love it
schalk du plooy
schalk du plooy 15 hours ago
What have i just watched 🤣
el Ogbefua
el Ogbefua 16 hours ago
What the hell dude
thick sans
thick sans 16 hours ago
When a add is longer then the content
Jabo01 17 hours ago
Cool, the advertisement came with a short animation
AldoKnowAlot Day ago
Task failed successfully
Felipe Reynoso
IDK WHATS FUNNYER THE Nord VPN or the actual video I WAS CRACKING MY ASS OFF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
darkpq Day ago
2 for 1 lol
Elise S. Corner
Best advertisement ever lmao
Marcus Kozy
Marcus Kozy Day ago
i didn't stick around till the end
Squidnuget Gaming
Not gonna lie, they really had us in the first half
HitThat007 Day ago
Lol I love the ad is longer than the animation
julian falken
Bruh, 70% of this video is an add
Laird Cummings
Heh. Didn't see that coming.
Fish :D
Fish :D 2 days ago
I made him cry
GameBoy 2 days ago
What an amazing idea 4 an ad, goooog job
Malik Pope
Malik Pope 2 days ago
Damn Double Homicide🤣🤣🤣
Murat Can Budak
Murat Can Budak 2 days ago
You gross weirdos... lol
Clare Jennings
Clare Jennings 2 days ago
We shipped it
Eleanor Wagus
Eleanor Wagus 2 days ago
U worry me when u say u would be in jail if they knew what u see... should I call someone?...
4star life
4star life 2 days ago
Itjackson 5
Itjackson 5 2 days ago
Trolley tom here!
DJ Handy
DJ Handy 2 days ago
Nice 😂😂😂
Wave 2 days ago
Go ahead cry..you won’t
MrTopSkyrim 2 days ago
Even the ads are fucked up
Pengmaeda 2 days ago
“Hi, I’m Rob, and you just watched a Cyanide and Happiness Cartoon” I DID WHAT NOW?!
Morgan 2 days ago
You should do a short on how u came up with the name of the channel
Nintendo King
Nintendo King 2 days ago
“I’m not judging, I’m just like you” So your calling me perverted unfunny dumbass?
Russ Epp-Leppel
Russ Epp-Leppel 3 days ago
Content ends at 0:36
blaseblah 4 days ago
The ad is 3 times as long as the actual video
Cynthia La La Lucien
The sailor's voice audio was echo-ie
why creepy
why creepy 4 days ago
F*** Samsung
Redtin55 4 days ago
You do sponsorships the best way lol
Bouncydachon 5 days ago
“Cyanide” what a good code
BiN4RY 5 days ago
The goddamn sponsor is longer than the actual video content itself...
Jasmine Bernoudy
Jasmine Bernoudy 5 days ago
Dude what? WHAT?!?!
xxswaglordxx 750
xxswaglordxx 750 5 days ago
I kid you not, that is funniest shit I've ever seen
Connor Oakes
Connor Oakes 5 days ago
Look I get it that you have to make some money but making a short then spending more then half of the whole video on a paid promotion is just... Money grabbing..
KingtaeGamez 5 days ago
Woah woah woah 😂😂😂
JK Leathercraft
JK Leathercraft 5 days ago
What the hell is this? 30 seconds of actual video and other things is commercials? Just wow...
Nyanbonecrush 6 days ago
how BDSM whatever of you
R Speckles
R Speckles 6 days ago
Rob, why you got that Walmart mic? I get better sound quality from a screaming Mexican kid on Xbox live.
Jimothy Snooker
Jimothy Snooker 6 days ago
express > nord fite me.
Lamar Davis
Lamar Davis 6 days ago
Reminds me of Trolly Tom
the_souless_gamer next_door
Double kill
VGSeq 6 days ago
Well. Its a better train scene than invincible
KGK Skull
KGK Skull 6 days ago
Double kill
S Charli Smith
S Charli Smith 6 days ago
Khawla al hamadi
Khawla al hamadi 6 days ago
I’m calling the police
Bread studios
Bread studios 6 days ago
Double kill
im making him cry
It4int0ver 6 days ago
So, you have any links to those giraffes with mayonnaise doing stuff in public libraries? Asking for a friend
Future guy
Future guy 6 days ago
Welp, I have to say because he said he would cry if I left.
Veggie rich Keam
Veggie rich Keam 6 days ago
MORGUEZ 6 days ago
F you rob
lonelyPorterCH 6 days ago
well, have fun crying then ;P
Dr Paperbottom
Dr Paperbottom 6 days ago
What are these
God that lady is so dumb why didn't she just rolled over or used here head to move a little
Liam Wight
Liam Wight 6 days ago
probably gets arrested? loli, explains the twisted humour
Tlchalupsky Channel
The new red dead redemption looks great
InSkeleton 7 days ago
You know that nord vpn tracks you right? When using AdGuard DNS that blocks Google analytics, nord vpn doesn't work, so yeah, you're still getting tracked
Josh Russell
Josh Russell 7 days ago
I cri e'ry day.
benjamin wallis
benjamin wallis 7 days ago
Anyone else wondering how he got off his boat ??
Sielent Brat
Sielent Brat 7 days ago
So it's a 30-seconds short and 1,5 minutes advertisement... I hate modern internet.
Jaxson Zoggas
Jaxson Zoggas 7 days ago
What the fuck was that last part-
singleasasin 7 days ago
00:40 [Watches in public librabry, with volume up to max] : 🤣 You, guys, ROCK !!! 👍
madestmadhatter 7 days ago
Well... I really want you to cry....
Brandon Govreau
Brandon Govreau 7 days ago
Make a Cyanide & Happiness funeral for naughty Hub if you know what I mean and several joke shorts about people with that problem
Jayson Glass
Jayson Glass 7 days ago
2/3 of the video is a AD bruh
fourtunes 7 days ago
32 secs of video, and 70 secs of ads. Seriously. I miss the old Explosm. I preferred four humble guys over a fucking company with like fifteen or so paychecks to earn. Just look at the comments. We are no longer laughing at their content, we're laughing at them.
Tylor Bronson
Tylor Bronson 7 days ago
Hey look, no witnesses
Kervins Lemaine
Kervins Lemaine 7 days ago
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww r
Jackie Thompson
Jackie Thompson 7 days ago
The train hit the nice guy
linkofdoom24 7 days ago
Under 50% of this video is the content. Sad way to go.
Ryan Steel
Ryan Steel 7 days ago
When the add is longer than the clip
FofWew 7 days ago
When 70% of the video is an ad
Noxious Boi
Noxious Boi 7 days ago
Nord VPN Sponsorship Ban Speedrun ANY%
Jaime Jimenez
Jaime Jimenez 7 days ago
Escalated quick... or should I say “elevated”... Y’know like sea elevation?
lightyagami77777 7 days ago
No problem with sponsorship, and no problem with short content, but I wish that the sponsor would take up only as much time as the sketch. It's not that I'm mad or feel entitled to that, it's just disappointing to me.
André D'Freitas
André D'Freitas 7 days ago
Hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The zerastora
The zerastora 7 days ago
This one was perfect
matson hako
matson hako 7 days ago
Video wasnt weird till sponsor video
Huh, no blood.
Nathan Chalcraft
Nathan Chalcraft 7 days ago
Vpn ad was shit
KvaGram 7 days ago
This video is 70% VPN ad, and 27% the short we came for. Look, I don't mind you make ads, I understand you need it for money, but please, this was disappointing.
Kaung Htut
Kaung Htut 7 days ago
So, you are in the US.
Aditya Pandey
Aditya Pandey 7 days ago
giraffes wtf
dcjayvarcit 7 days ago
Btw if **** is actually illegal in your country you get arrested for downloading or streaming ****.
Jeffrey Chen
Jeffrey Chen 7 days ago
The only channel whose sponsor ads aren't annoying. Still skip them though.
Mayaz's den
Mayaz's den 7 days ago
Guess what those beeps were ha ha ha
aublivion45 7 days ago
30 secondes d'animation,1minute 20 de publicité.....:(
Demi Ajomale
Demi Ajomale 7 days ago
Ew there is a short in my ad
Syarif Badaruđin
I'm not sorry but I'm out and this is how long I've been watching 0:16
钱诚 7 days ago
The Incredible Max and Puppy dog
Have a good day whoever read this ❤️😀
Steven 6 days ago
Thank you, you do the same!
teetoo _
teetoo _ 8 days ago
FYI, the actual video ends at 0:36
eivis13 8 days ago
We've gotten here folks. Ads take up more time than the video.
Marauder 8 days ago
Your in the weird part of the internet and that's ok OH PLEASE IMMA A PROUD PROFESSIONAL WEIRDO